one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
That kid is my hero.
I don’t usually reblog cosplay unless it’s insanely good, but damn, she nailed pretty much all of those.
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don’t matter
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend
Ylvis, educating people about the female reproductive system.
these guys will be the death of me.[x]
i died at the pH value
I just learnt more about the vagina in like 10 seconds than I have ever learnt in my entire life
Debating whether or not I should share this with my anatomy and physiology professor.
"Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions"
How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT
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